This isn't going to be complicated or painful, so bear with us.

CATEGORIES: Take a look; we think we have everything covered. If you want to talk about something not listed, post it in Miscellaneous, but make extra-sure it doesn't fall into one of the existing categories. You can also e-mail us if you think you have a brilliant idea for a category.

SPOILERS: Got advance word on upcoming episodes of whatever? Great. You can share it, but start a new topic with SPOILERS in the title just like that. Eti loves spoilers; Nick avoids them like the plague. If Nick reads spoilers he didn't want to know about because someone didn't put SPOILERS in the title, he can't be held responsible for his actions. You've been warned.

LANGUAGE: Neither of us goes to church, though Eti sometimes goes to synagogue. So we're fine with swearing, but the message board system ain't. Any dirty words you write are getting censored anyway, so don't bother.

NASTY PERSONAL ARGUMENTS: will be deleted as soon as Eti or Nick sees them. This is a place to share the love, not the hate.

OTHER PERSONAL STUFF: Don't share phone numbers or home addresses here. But feel free to do it over e-mail.

EVERYTHING ELSE: Just use your common sense. You're a decent person and we know that. Don't prove us wrong.